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1.having a distinct urge to get stuck into someone/something,

2.being hot for usually someone or sometimes something,

3.longing to have a passionate encounter with some beaut
Ben: I'm lakeing after your ma
Roger: I'm lakeing to break your legs just for saying that!
lakeing by lakingafter June 9, 2011
To throw a person or acquaintance in a lake
Oh Joe was being suck a jerk today so we laked him.

When we were lakeing Joe I feel through the dock
Lakeing by KatMast September 21, 2009

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.
“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”
Swan lakeing by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021
the act of two or more people hanging out in or around a garage, driveway (paved or gravel), patio, deck, street, carport, etc where beer and tobacco products are suggested but not required.
Henry has been out there laneing all day and hasn't dont a damn thing other then drink beer and smoke 'grits.

The men were laneing as they worked on the the tractors

The word is NOT SPELT-LANING
Laneing by yupjk89 February 14, 2012
Lake: verb (West Yorkshire) Play about, fool around, mess on.
"will you stop laking about you little bastard & fuck off to school"
Laking by Alec Vallance June 19, 2009

Lukeing Out 

To Skip out on work early- Often for Improv "reasons"
"Hey Guys, I'm Lukeing out 15 minutes early today. I've got this improv thing I need to be at!!"
Lukeing Out by TwoBear April 28, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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