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To offer commentary on something - usually political - without knowing much about the issue at hand.

Often, a person who is Lakeing will let you know that they are doing so (often inadvertently) before they offer their "insight."
Joe: Now, I don't know too much about Social Security, but...*rambles on and on*
*Everyone else thinking* Oh damn, he's Lakeing again.
Lakeing by TheAntiLaker October 2, 2012
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1.having a distinct urge to get stuck into someone/something,

2.being hot for usually someone or sometimes something,

3.longing to have a passionate encounter with some beaut
Ben: I'm lakeing after your ma
Roger: I'm lakeing to break your legs just for saying that!
lakeing by lakingafter June 9, 2011
Oh Joe was being suck a jerk today so we laked him.

When we were lakeing Joe I feel through the dock
Lakeing by KatMast September 21, 2009

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.
“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing
Swan lakeing by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021
the act of two or more people hanging out in or around a garage, driveway (paved or gravel), patio, deck, street, carport, etc where beer and tobacco products are suggested but not required.
Henry has been out there laneing all day and hasn't dont a damn thing other then drink beer and smoke 'grits.

The men were laneing as they worked on the the tractors

The word is NOT SPELT-LANING
Laneing by yupjk89 February 14, 2012
Lake: verb (West Yorkshire) Play about, fool around, mess on.
"will you stop laking about you little bastard & fuck off to school"
Laking by Alec Vallance June 19, 2009

Lukeing Out 

To Skip out on work early- Often for Improv "reasons"
"Hey Guys, I'm Lukeing out 15 minutes early today. I've got this improv thing I need to be at!!"
Lukeing Out by TwoBear April 28, 2014