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laid off 

to get fired or canned, because the company cannot afford a certain amount of employees.
Nancy Huff: Now as you all know our oldest son brennan will be living with us after he got let go from his job at petsmart
Brennan Huff: I wasnt fired, i was laid off, but you wouldnt know the difference
laid off by talzaiet January 21, 2009
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Laid off 

To be fired from a dumb ass job that you know you did not want
What happen to your job

O yeah man I got laid off
Laid off by Jolt221 August 15, 2019

Laid Off 

When a man and a woman almost have sex, but the woman rejects the man when she see's the size of his penis.
No way! He got Laid Off?
Laid Off by maninacoma July 12, 2011

Laid Off 

Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.
"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".
Laid Off by jon_public November 10, 2009

Laid-Off 

To be fired

Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)

See Fired
I was laid-off from my job because the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.
Laid-Off by strykerphoenix October 3, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026