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Laid off 

To be fired from a dumb ass job that you know you did not want
What happen to your job

O yeah man I got laid off
Laid off by Jolt221 August 15, 2019

Laid Off 

When a man and a woman almost have sex, but the woman rejects the man when she see's the size of his penis.
No way! He got Laid Off?
Laid Off by maninacoma July 12, 2011

Laid Off 

Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.
"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".
Laid Off by jon_public November 10, 2009

Laid-Off 

To be fired

Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)

See Fired
I was laid-off from my job because the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.
Laid-Off by strykerphoenix October 3, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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