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an odourless fart that can only be heard by dogs or those with hearing appliances
Did I just hear a lagrose?
lagrose by butternuts_95 May 8, 2011
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Lacrosee 

An ancient sport created by the Natives in North-America; back then it a game that was interpreted as sheer mayhem by the white-dudes. Nowadays, it is a nnational sport (the NLL) with ten teams across Canada and the US. There are also many college teams and high-school teams. It is lpayed in the spring by a variety of people, but they can mostly be summed up into two categories (most fall into a) )

a) guys who are too fast for football, too rough for hockey and too hetero-sexual for baseball

b) guys who want hot lacrosstitutes

Real men play this sport. And if you think lacrosse is for pussies, step into the box (or onto the field) with me for all of five minutes.
*seen on t-shirt*

Front- The Boys of Spring Play Baseball

Back- The MEN of Spring Play Lacrosse
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Heather Larose

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Heather Larose is a unique and refreshing soul in today's music industry.
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"Look mommy, she is sticking a matchbox car in her hoo hoo!" She is a Larose.
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A job so easy that it's given to the laziest and least capable employee in order to boost their self esteem.
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