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laglatism 

The lagging of one's brain.
He was slow because he had bad laglatism.
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The unstoppable love for Shahid Afridi, when a person talks about Shahid Afridi 24/7.
Lalaism was at it's peak in Pakistan on November 20, 2011.
Lalaism by Sleepingprankster November 23, 2011
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Ligmatism 

A geneticly modified disease made by Dr.Seuss and Bill Cosby after they spontaniously combusted a nut into a vile of chlorine and methanphetamine. Shortly after, Harry Potter walked in and injected it into Pop Smoke and created what is now called Ligmatism. Ligmatism is a strand of autism that also comes with a side dish of french fries. Yes, you resd that right, if you get Ligmatism you shit out french fries for the rest of your life.
"All of the french fries at the diner is from Johnny, who has Ligmatism"
Ligmatism by BRENDAN GILLS August 3, 2021

Ligmatism 

A disease that took the life of famous super stars such as Ninja, Keemstar, Luis Fonsi and Jesus, just to name a few. It is a serious disease that causes people to death. we want despacito 2
Person 1: Despacito 2
Person 2: Ligmatism... Despacito 2 as well..
Ligmatism by xdAidan July 25, 2018

LaPlantism

1) Suffering from symptoms making one both cranky and temperish, such as an old man.

2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the anus.
1) "Ever since he caught LaPlantism he just sits on his porch and yells at kids as they walk by."

2) Nani Donut: "I heard you had fingers up your butt."
The Dress-Code Bear: "LaPlantism"
Nani Donut: (in a sad tone) "LaPlantism indeed."
LaPlantism by Samurai - Anji May 22, 2007

Lagertism 

Lagertism (LOG • ER • TIS • MMM) most commonly found in the Lagerstrom family; Is a serious medical condition which leaves some uncommon diseases that are related to ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder)

#1 Complete retarded-ness

- Pretty self-explanatory

#2 A personality subject to effortless jokes
- Easy to make fun of

#3 Fragile or extra chromosome
- The reason this disease is often mistaken for down syndrome
Reagan’s Lagertism overtook her and she full-on roundhouses her boyfriend
Lagertism by JyantDeck December 15, 2021

ligmatism 

the long term eye sight effect where after 20 years of ligma all you see is ligma
he had ligmatism
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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