A geneticly modified disease made by Dr.Seuss and Bill Cosby after they spontaniously combusted a nut into a vile of chlorine and methanphetamine. Shortly after, Harry Potter walked in and injected it into Pop Smoke and created what is now called Ligmatism. Ligmatism is a strand of autism that also comes with a side dish of french fries. Yes, you resd that right, if you get Ligmatism you shit out french fries for the rest of your life.

"All of the french fries at the diner is from Johnny, who has Ligmatism"

Ligmatism by BRENDAN GILLS August 3, 2021

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Ligmatism

A disease that took the life of famous super stars such as Ninja, Keemstar, Luis Fonsi and Jesus, just to name a few. It is a serious disease that causes people to death. we want despacito 2

Person 1: Despacito 2
Person 2: Ligmatism... Despacito 2 as well..

Ligmatism by xdAidan July 25, 2018

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LaPlantism

1) Suffering from symptoms making one both cranky and temperish, such as an old man.

2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the anus.

1) "Ever since he caught LaPlantism he just sits on his porch and yells at kids as they walk by."

2) Nani Donut: "I heard you had fingers up your butt."
The Dress-Code Bear: "LaPlantism"
Nani Donut: (in a sad tone) "LaPlantism indeed."

LaPlantism by Samurai - Anji May 22, 2007

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Lagertism

Lagertism (LOG • ER • TIS • MMM) most commonly found in the Lagerstrom family; Is a serious medical condition which leaves some uncommon diseases that are related to ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder)

#1 Complete retarded-ness

- Pretty self-explanatory

#2 A personality subject to effortless jokes
- Easy to make fun of

#3 Fragile or extra chromosome
- The reason this disease is often mistaken for down syndrome

Reagan’s Lagertism overtook her and she full-on roundhouses her boyfriend

Lagertism by JyantDeck December 15, 2021

ligmatism

the long term eye sight effect where after 20 years of ligma all you see is ligma

he had ligmatism

ligmatism by THEGODLYHAMSTANAMEDHAMMY January 11, 2023

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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