Skip to main content

Ligmatism 

A geneticly modified disease made by Dr.Seuss and Bill Cosby after they spontaniously combusted a nut into a vile of chlorine and methanphetamine. Shortly after, Harry Potter walked in and injected it into Pop Smoke and created what is now called Ligmatism. Ligmatism is a strand of autism that also comes with a side dish of french fries. Yes, you resd that right, if you get Ligmatism you shit out french fries for the rest of your life.
"All of the french fries at the diner is from Johnny, who has Ligmatism"
Ligmatism by BRENDAN GILLS August 3, 2021
Words you can keep

Ligmatism 

A disease that took the life of famous super stars such as Ninja, Keemstar, Luis Fonsi and Jesus, just to name a few. It is a serious disease that causes people to death. we want despacito 2
Person 1: Despacito 2
Person 2: Ligmatism... Despacito 2 as well..
Ligmatism by xdAidan July 25, 2018

ligmatism 

the long term eye sight effect where after 20 years of ligma all you see is ligma
he had ligmatism

Get Ligmatized 

To absolutely eat shit and die, to crash and burn, from the root word ligma
Damn, I better be careful on my skateboard or I might fall down and totally get ligmatized
Get Ligmatized by SexHaver212 November 27, 2019

Ligmalised 

When you suck or hurt someones body
I ligmalised his leg
Ligmalised by Flying Bhavesh June 27, 2021

Lightism 

Animosity. Resentment, ostracization of black people of a lighter skin hue or mixed heritage. Usually involves the justification and normalization of verbal, physical or mental abuse of black people within said group. Gaslighting and discrediting the lived experiences of them is also lightism. Lightism can only be perpetrated interracially.

Coined By @ISHTAR on YouTube in 2022
“ Believing a woman is stuck up just because she’s light skin is lightism”
Lightism by THEEISHTARFILES January 18, 2023

ligmalised 

To intentionally scar someone with a action
He ligmalised me with his dancing
ligmalised by Flying Bhavesh June 27, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next