laferta

-Like like lingwah can be used in almost any context. also slang for cocaine

Do you have any laferta?

laferta by Swiftyfeet604 August 9, 2022

LaFerrari 

LaFerrari

The LaFerrari (2013) the first hybrid car by Ferrari, also known as the F70 or F150 (cough FORD cough) is the successor to the over a decade old 2002 Enzo Ferrari Hypercar.

The name LaFerrari means The Ferrari& in Italian, the car itself has a 6.3 Liter Naturally Aspirated V12 engine producing around 800 BHP (Brake Horse Power) and is supplemented by a 163 BHP HY-KERS system which gives the car a grand total of 963 BHP and 715 Ib ft of torque and an overall top speed of 230+ MPH.

The car weighs around 1255 kg and has the latest Aerodynamic improvements which'll aid the car with more grip needed for turning around corners.The car also consists of active aerodynamic systems which'll also help the car in both coefficient drag and overall breaking (Only in high end speeds).

It'll cost around $1.2 Million (£1,040,000) and only 499 examples will be made and has two arch rival Hypercars: Porsche 918 Spyder and of course the McLaren P1.

All I know is that this car is gonna be FAST, REAL FUCKING FAST!!

Overpaid Banker: Nothing can beat my Lambo Veneno, NOTHING, NOT EVEN YOUR POS FERRARI!!

Rich Ferrari guy: You sure? You just spent 4.6 MILLION dollars on a car that not only looks ugly but produces ONLY 740 BHP whilst I've spent quarter the amount on a car that is not only good looking but produces 963 BHP and has a true racing heritage.

Overpaid Banker: OK THEN!!! LETS RACE!!

*As soon as the green light goes off the LaFerrari is already a little red spec on the Lambos windscreen moving further and further away winning the race.

LaFerrari by Carguy412 March 24, 2013

Lamertag 

An Xbox Live Gamertag that overall sucks, makes no sense and it the dumbest tag that anyone could come up with

That random Mandingo626 has a lamertag

Lamertag by Marcus McFatso April 16, 2010

lasertag slow blow 

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

lasertag slow blow by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

Lasertag 

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams

kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK

Lasertag by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Labertasche 

It's used to call somebody who is junkie.

Oh my god, you are so labertasche

Labertasche by Labertasche August 11, 2021

Laerta 

She is so funny and always finds inspiration and positivity in the smallest things. She has a big heart and can come across as a very tough bitch, but is very sensitive on the inside. She is an inpiration, a teacher, an inventor. She always tries to find the perfect balance of work/ school and rest. She never gives up on people, but can smell bullshit from a mile away. She can see her worth, but knows how to make others see theirs.

I got a sweet note from Laerta today. Laerta is like a lioness, don't mess with her. A big heart like Laerta only gives one chance, and you should not take her for granted.

Laerta by Cherrybomb17 November 21, 2021