A permisquouis girl who enters a man's house after dusk and is out before dawn in an effort to keep her adventurous sex life as private as possible. Better known as an "LOTN" between the boys.
My roommateZack was Stuffing his lady of the night again last night. I never saw her, but I'm pretty sure she came
Lady of the night - A girl with a lot of tattoos, piercings, and some sort of obsession with Budweiser. Not the datable type. Will freak out, and become a raging bitch upon being asked to be a girlfriend. Mornings are not a good time to see these types, they often resemble a zombie with make up smeared all over there face and chipped nail polish littering your bed. Hair is usually frayed at the ends and breath usually filled with vomit from the night before. Remember, never date.
I asked B***** to be my girlfriend. Dude, horrible decision. Two weeks later and I'm broke, I'm smoking again, and I think I have a hemorrhoid from listening to her bitch. God damn, and she just broke up with me. I should have known, never date a Lady of the night.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.