When onegentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.
When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on freshshoes.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.