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lady garden 

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.
"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

Lady Garden 

A polite way of referring to a woman's sexual area...in particular the pubic hair.
I think I need to give my Lady Garden a small trim before my date!
Lady Garden by Liquid_Laugh July 9, 2010

lady garden 

A nice neat and tidy set of pubes that surround the female genetalia.
Kerry returned from the Ladies, with a Blow-Dried Lady Garden.
lady garden by Neil Hughes March 2, 2008

Lady Garden 

a different word used for a Vagina (women's private area)
Child - "Mom, my Lady Garden is hurting"
Mother - "Don't worry we will go to the hospital tomorrow"
Lady Garden by klutzygaylea July 7, 2020

Lady Gardener 

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.
That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.
Lady Gardener by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

ladygarden 

noun. A place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners. Coloquially used to describe an overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment
"I think it's about time your ladygarden was sorted again. I just caught Spurt Reynolds in your hedge when I attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn't look happy to me!"
ladygarden by Niall Brady February 9, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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