Uncontrollable diarrhea, mostly liquid in varying colors and scents, exiting in shotgun-spread fashion as a result of eating excessive amounts of Chinese food.
Chris: Mark, where are you, I haven't seen you for a week? You look thinner!
Mark: I know, I've had la douzi so I haven't been able to leave the bathroom.
Chris: Maybe you should borrow some of Alex's la douzi antibiotics.
Mark: I know, I've had la douzi so I haven't been able to leave the bathroom.
Chris: Maybe you should borrow some of Alex's la douzi antibiotics.
by Brother Charles January 11, 2010
Get the la douzi mug.1. a term for diarrhea. widely used by foreigners in China. From the Chinese la duzi, "pulled stomach". Commonly acquired after ingestion of unsanitary street foods such as chuar.
2. an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.
2. an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.
Sarah: Are you coming into work?
Kirsten: I'm going to be a little late. I got the la duzi.
Vince: What's taking so long in there?
Sheila: Oh my god, fuck you. Leave me alone. I got fucking la duzi. Why did you make me eat at that chuar stand last night
Kirsten: I'm going to be a little late. I got the la duzi.
Vince: What's taking so long in there?
Sheila: Oh my god, fuck you. Leave me alone. I got fucking la duzi. Why did you make me eat at that chuar stand last night
by Mortimer von Duzi September 3, 2013
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