la’el 

She’s a strong minded person. She knows exactly what she wants and what she needs. She WILL NOT let other people stand in her way. La’el is revenge driven and can come off as quite evil.

Thomas: “how do you know her? She looks scary.”
Bob: “She got her revenge on me. She’s La’el.”

la’el by Lizzy_Piers March 20, 2019

por el culo te la abrocho 

Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.

Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

por el culo te la abrocho by Alguien español December 24, 2017

El Chupacabra de la Frontera

The nickname given by coyotes and illegal immigrants to US Border and Customs agents that patrol the border.

This is because of their big vans that have powerful engines that make big noise, and the fact that no one can out run vans by running. Also the fact that there are Radical Republican Border Patrol Agents that don't mind killing illegal immigrants and act like monsters by separating children from their illegal immigrant parents.

Coyote: Ok we are now in America. So now....*stops talking*
*Lights of a big van turn on in the direction of the small group. *
Border Agent : *Screams on loudspeaker attached to van* "Stop where you are!"
Coyote: *Screams* " El Chupacabra de la Frontera!!!!!!!!! RUN my fellow Mexicanos!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

El Chupacabra de la Frontera by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

El Paso de la muerte

When you are jacking off in the shower while standing on a soap and hanging onto the curtain masturbating and you jump to switch legs if you make it you live if you don’t know what it’s called El Paso de la muerte ☠️

I fell doing El Paso de la muerte in the shower

El Paso de la muerte by Elmerk January 8, 2022

El lettuce de lá Satanica 

So, it's pretty much the Hype Beast pronunciation of "the Devil's lettuce".

Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"

The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".

El lettuce de lá Satanica by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019

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