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What the actual fuck.??????????
If u have the pleasure of knowing a lón u will know his absolute unit of a brain that produces the most intelligent sounding bullshit you ever heard . After a discussion with him u will be standing there actually thinking " wow , the influence of beeeeesssss on the minority of african-chinese-pickle farmerses libido is just astounding ".Only after a long cooldown will you realize that your brain literally melted during your talk with him.A lón likes snails and bees and everything thats just so out of the ordinary you never even heard of it. He will recommend you a book that just consistes of smaller getting, color coded, anagrams of the bible in 20 different languages , while looking you in the face and saying that it enlightend him and convinced him to awake a twothousand year old rabbitdemon .
Anyway knowing a lón is fun but................... exausting.........
Perso1: Hey have u heard of lón
Person2: ye i think hes rolling through the highlands, nakedly screaming lyric about communist bees again
lón by Propagandamaestro April 25, 2022
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A Vietnamese term for Cunt, Vulva, Pussy, Snatch... Lon is used to describe just about anything and everything in Viet Nam.
Mofo is a dickhead = Thanng mat Lon
Bitch is a skank = Con Lon diem
Food is terrible = Do An nhu Lon
What a beautiful scenery = Xinh nhu Lon
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Lon by KeMeCaSi March 29, 2015
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A: Totallon!

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A: Obviouslon.
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