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What the actual fuck.??????????
If u have the pleasure of knowing a lón u will know his absolute unit of a brain that produces the most intelligent sounding bullshit you ever heard . After a discussion with him u will be standing there actually thinking " wow , the influence of beeeeesssss on the minority of african-chinese-pickle farmerses libido is just astounding ".Only after a long cooldown will you realize that your brain literally melted during your talk with him.A lón likes snails and bees and everything thats just so out of the ordinary you never even heard of it. He will recommend you a book that just consistes of smaller getting, color coded, anagrams of the bible in 20 different languages , while looking you in the face and saying that it enlightend him and convinced him to awake a twothousand year old rabbitdemon .
Anyway knowing a lón is fun but................... exausting.........

Perso1: Hey have u heard of lón
Person2: ye i think hes rolling through the highlands, nakedly screaming lyric about communist bees again

lón by Propagandamaestro April 25, 2022

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Lon

A Vietnamese term for Cunt, Vulva, Pussy, Snatch... Lon is used to describe just about anything and everything in Viet Nam.

Mofo is a dickhead = Thanng mat Lon
Bitch is a skank = Con Lon diem
Food is terrible = Do An nhu Lon
What a beautiful scenery = Xinh nhu Lon
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Lon by KeMeCaSi March 29, 2015

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Lon

He is an amazing person and is a great dad

Wow you must be a lon

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LON

Abreviation for Loser On Net

Wanna hang out? Or are you gonna be a LON?

LON by allan January 22, 2004

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Lon

Short for "pylon"...where a pylon is a person who just stands around silent and stationary, like an actual pylon.

Can also refer to someone uninteresting or boring.

Some party that was...everyone was just standing around like lons so I left...

Lon by PYLON JOHNSON December 5, 2013

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lon

A way to pronounce the natural log which is actually spelled Ln.

The integral of 1/x is "Lon" of x. (Ln x)

lon by Zip Code Ness March 5, 2008

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lon

A superlative suffix of an adverb, meaning "very".

Q: Do you want to get drunk tonight?
A: Totallon!

Q: He's hot. Is he gay?

A: Obviouslon.

lon by Grubtard December 4, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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