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mm i would like to fuck kyto
kyto by fickmedady November 25, 2021
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kyto nightguard 

An form of a superior jackass. Anyone whos a Kyto NightGuard is a person who is dense, lacks understanding, and should not be allowed to exist
Jenna: “hey, have you heard of Taylor?”
Jack: “yeah, Taylors a real Kyto NightGuard”
Kyton is sexy af and will always be able to get the girl he wants. He’s kind and talented with a smile that can make your heart melt. He’s depressed but can still make others happy. He has the best sense of fashion when it comes to impressing someone.
I met Kyton in a store and i fell in Love.
Kyton by maybeasoftboi April 15, 2020
Kytosha
My name is Kytosha I love hard I’m the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but don’t take my kindness for weakness because there’s that not so sweet side of me as well
Kytosha by anonymous November 27, 2021

California Kyton

Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.
His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?
California Kyton by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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