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Narrator of and main character in the multi-media universe of Haruhi Suzumiya. He peppers each episode, volume, etc. with sarcasm and a distinct propulsion to disagree with Haruhi's hair-brained schemes. Despite hating the SOS Brigade at first, he has, over the course of the series, come to enjoy the company of the other members (Haruhi, Yuki, Mikuru, and Itsuki). But, in short, Kyon is hardcore awesome and Haruhi's perfect foil.
"{Kyon} Help me!!" - Mikuru

"Kyon, go pick up the heater!" - Haruhi

"*nods* {Kyon}" - Yuki

"Kyon, it's our responsibility to appease Ms. Suzumiya, else she will create closed space subconsciously...I'm counting on you!" - Itsuki
Kyon by jokerman15 January 1, 2012
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He is god at fortnite and he is a funny kid that has some clout and he is a cool kid he hangs with people from school and gets in trouble out there in the world like slap boxing with people and he goes outside and goes to his friends house.
Yo Kyon, What’s goodie

What’s goodie bro bro
Kyon by Urban_dictionarydoesnt lie February 20, 2019
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Kyon is the best fucking Minecraft player, a to pull a Kyon means to be able to win any game on hypixel with 2 fps and 26 cps.
OMG dude that kid is pulling a kyon.
Kyon is the name of the best dog ever who is uber cute and intelligent
Person 1: dude go call kyon

Person 2: Kyon Kyon pata-kyon

Kyon: Woof!

Person 1: Aww thats soo cute
Kyon by Kyonlover June 28, 2011

Kyon's Sister 

Kyon's sister is a 6th grade student. Her real name is unknown, not even a nickname. As her name suggests, she is the younger sister of Kyon. She spread around the nickname "Kyon" and caused everyone to call him that. She is known to the SOS Brigade as "Little Sister".
we finna raid area 51 and get Kyon's Sister real name
Kyon's Sister by Gumzx February 18, 2021

Kyone Sesh 

Pronounced as Jone Sesh
Abbreviation of Kyone Session, from the Burmese word Kyone, meaning to grind
Refers to any romantic encounter, like holding hands, making out, or having sex
Dave and Susie had a kyone sesh behind the bushes last night

Don’t go into that room, they’re kyone seshing in there
Kyone Sesh by OhMyGiddyAunt January 11, 2018
japanese word to say "big boobs"
hot sexy, lovely and squeezable japanese girls with big boobs
textual translation will be like cow sized boobs or milky boobs
or something like that
japanese big boobs model are "kyonyu"
search in google pal
kyonyu by Chochimilco November 24, 2006
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3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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