Definitions by yaboisquiggly
kyles
Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.
kyles by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020
Super Mario syndrome
When a guy feels strong romantic and intimate feelings to a girl that barely acknowledges his existence, and chases after her, much like Mario does in many of his video games for Princess Peach.
Person #1: Did you see how hard Jack's trying to get Stacy to fall for him?
Person #2: Sounds like he has severe Super Mario syndrome to me.
Person #2: Sounds like he has severe Super Mario syndrome to me.
Super Mario syndrome by yaboisquiggly October 5, 2019