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A derogatory adjective commonly used when describing the texture of Kraft Miracle Whip and textures similar
You can see the texture, it's very kweemie.
Kweemie by Quagxire March 30, 2017
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Keeniest 

to be sexy/cool as fuck.
Nicole is the keeniest person alive. All the girls want Andrew because he is the keeniest guy we know!
Keeniest by Keeniest Man Alive October 3, 2005

Kweendeekayy 

Thé creator of sauce and swagger. Kweendeekayy is the definition of sexy and can also be used in the sense of drawing beanies.
Kweendeekayy is loving and caring, and doesn’t mind a little snuggle up sometimes.
"I want to be like kweendeekayy so badly"
"Of course you do, who wouldn’t want to be kweendeekayy?"
Kweendeekayy by Kweendeekayy February 21, 2019
Kwenie is a beautiful women, she doesn’t take crap from anyone. She’s a born leader but she’s also lowkey a crazy bitch. Everyone loves and enjoys to spend time with her, she’s fun and has an amazing sense of humor.

She can be a handful sometimes but she cares a lot about the people close to her. There are times when she puts other people’s concerns over her own, she’s a lovely and very generous person. You need a Kwenie in your life!
“Kwenie is such an amazing person”
Kwenie by Mandlina June 1, 2020

kweeenie 

A Floptoker who makes Cupcakke remixes.
Someone: Hey who’s that flop ?
Me: It’s kweeenie
kweeenie by Demodex April 3, 2022

kweeenie 

A floptoker who posts remixes that are amazing
Someone: Remember that person on tiktok
Me: That’s KWEEENIE and they aren’t a person they are a flop
someone: Oh right
kweeenie by Demodex April 4, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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