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to be so fucking baked one of your eyes is bigger then the other, like kwazee moto.
Krista: Dude it feels like my eyes are extremely squinty.

Kat: Man your just fucking kwazee. (:
kwazee by kat'n boots (: March 1, 2011
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Kwazee • kwazeek • kwazeem • Khazeena • Krazee • Kwamee • Kazee • Kazeem • Kazeema • Kazeet
To be incredibly weird and/or supernatural.
Andre's ghost appeared up out of nowhere, and scared us to death! That is so kwazee...
Kwazee by DiamondzQwQ August 4, 2024
An advanced form of the word yeet for the average intellectual
Damn I really want to KAZEET off a cliff right now
Oh man she really just kazeetus that fetus
Kazeet by Bonjouritsolive February 28, 2019
lack of musical talenth but family is usually ouththanding. Ethpecially sithers! thuckths at picking up girlths and is commonly gay aths fuck. haths the gayethst tattooths ever known. example a flower on your thhoulder. thsmells terrible like two hoboths in one thshopping cart fucking in an alley. alwayths wearths a crappy thscarf with t-shirths that have holeths. never matcheths thockths aths well. college drop out. a pacifithst becauthe he can't fight for thit. Crappy at making thandwhicheths. worths at Fryths.
Jim:Hey you see that nigga sucking dick in the back?
Bill: Oh are you talking about that Kwaseem?
kwaseem by kwa kwa jones August 21, 2016
He is an amazing lover , he knows exactly what to say to get any girl he wants , he is usually popular and famous. Kazeem is very athletic, very strong and has a big heart .
Bonnie : Who is that fine young man over there ?
Her best friend : That’s Kazeem
Kazeem by ill take your man July 8, 2019

Al Kazeer cryptic 

A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.
I smoked an Al Kazeer cryptic and was stoned for TWO DAYS. (true story)
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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