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kwart

The biggest suck-up you'll ever know.
Also used to describe a person who's arrogant, annoying, irritating, retarded, an asshole, someone who needs to get a life, etc.
Synonym of douchebag.
Girl - "Haha, you can't sing that good... Sorry".
Kwart - "You know what? You can't sing, you're ugly, you're hated, and you'll never get a guy".
Girl - *runs off crying*
People around that incident - "Dude, that guy is such a kwart!"
by Josh HoD November 3, 2009
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Kwart

Kwart; adverb. A vile simultaneous expulsion of gas from a females vagina and anus. Often times the smell can be as described as "Fish and Cabbage".
"Did you just kwart?! You fucking cunt!"
by Dj. Big Boss January 14, 2007
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Kwart

When one sticks a fire cracker down their urethra and plays a game of chicken with oneself to see how far they will let the fuse go. Upon the explosion of the aforementioned firecracker, the excrement created is labeled as Kwart.
Verb: I'm feeling rather risky today, I think I may Kwart to pass the time.

Noun: While visiting the mans house I saw several labeled bottles of Kwart and the dates they were produced.
by PelicanMan January 30, 2023
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Cum-kwart

The sound cum makes when it comes out of the holster.
The cum-kwart he made was very arousing.
by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023
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Kwart

When a queef migrates into a fart from the bottom canal being trapped
I just did a kwart oopsieeeee
by qwertyuiopoikjhgvfc February 24, 2025
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