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Kwart; adverb. A vile simultaneous expulsion of gas from a females vagina and anus. Often times the smell can be as described as "Fish and Cabbage".
Kwart by Dj. Big Boss January 14, 2007
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The biggest suck-up you'll ever know.
Also used to describe a person who's arrogant, annoying, irritating, retarded, an asshole, someone who needs to get a life, etc.
Synonym of douchebag.
Girl - "Haha, you can't sing that good... Sorry".
Kwart - "You know what? You can't sing, you're ugly, you're hated, and you'll never get a guy".
Girl - *runs off crying*
People around that incident - "Dude, that guy is such a kwart!"
kwart by Josh HoD November 3, 2009
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When one sticks a fire cracker down their urethra and plays a game of chicken with oneself to see how far they will let the fuse go. Upon the explosion of the aforementioned firecracker, the excrement created is labeled as Kwart.
Verb: I'm feeling rather risky today, I think I may Kwart to pass the time.

Noun: While visiting the mans house I saw several labeled bottles of Kwart and the dates they were produced.
Kwart by PelicanMan January 30, 2023
When a queef migrates into a fart from the bottom canal being trapped
I just did a kwart oopsieeeee
Kwart by qwertyuiopoikjhgvfc February 24, 2025

Cum-kwart 

The sound cum makes when it comes out of the holster.
The cum-kwart he made was very arousing.
Cum-kwart by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.
It is a word used for openly homosexual men in some parts of India.
A: I heard that you friend is now a karthic
B: Yeah, he is very brave for doing that
karthic by Shravyyy February 14, 2020
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