kwaker 

1. Someone who ditches his/her friends to go take a nap while pretending to do SAT homework.

"Want to go play brawl"
"No thanks i'm doing SAT homework"
*Walks into his house and finds Sam knocked out on his bed with his SAT practice book next to his pillow
"What a kwaker"

kwaker by sexy boii aka seong July 23, 2009

kwanker

the slightly off-colored cap of the penis. it is the most sensitive part of the dick and is attached to the top of the shaft.

a dog bit my kwanker.
i rubbed my kwanker on sandpaper.

kwanker by John Fitzboobs September 18, 2006

kwaked out 

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

kwaked out by weedoholic September 19, 2016

Kyaker 

Kyaker means cock and can also mean dick

Student: what’s up kyaker
Teacher: ?

Kyaker by Krypt0kyaker December 30, 2020

Kakeru Tamaki 

A fanfiction writer who has an unhealthy obsession with Vic Mignogna and lives on the Isle of Man. She hopes to be a famous Mangaka!

'I, Kakeru Tamaki, live on the isle of man - come visit, it's lonely'

Kakeru Tamaki by BernardFitch October 31, 2009

krakerz 

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

krakerz by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008

Kakeru 

Kakeru is a amazing person to talk with and be around. They are funny and getting a message from them will always brighten your day. They are very easy to talk to and are always there to listen to you and support you whenever you need it. Kakeru loves to give and receive support, friendship, and love.

Kakeru is such a sweet and caring friend.

Kakeru by mmamm October 11, 2019