Kurt Russel

Apparently, the erroneous way in which some toolbags spell Kurt RUSSELL by way of failure to include the final L.

When contributing a disparaging Urban Dictionary entry for a cult favorite celeb ala "Kurt Russel", it is strongly recommended that the contributing entity takes a moment to at least ensure that the spelling is correct, before returning to the (Crank That) Souljaboy I-Tunes download and Meet the Spartans tickets from Fandango.

by Robb-a-dob February 5, 2008

Kurt Russel

a disused house brick with eyes and a bad mullet.

if Billy Ray Cyrus (please excuse my spelling, i don't speak fluent redneck) had sex with a house brick and by some crazy magic the brick got pregnant, it would give birth to kurt russel.

by I. M. Pantsless September 16, 2007

kurt russler

when someone does you in the stink and calls you dude constantly. They will also have a little bitch they use to do all the dirty work, normally with a balding head.

that bloke is such a kurt russler, he wont even tell me what is going on.

by SirMixAlot II May 18, 2008

Kurt Russell

To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.

I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russell. She told me to take her home.

by Citezensnips September 22, 2010

Kurt Russell

An alcoholic drink comprised of equal amounts of gin and ginger ale, titled after the actor of the same name.

Danny - "I'm making a Kurt Russell, who wants one?"

Kyle - "Word."

by Dannykf August 11, 2008

Kurt Russell

A fictional actor who exclusively stars in movies directed by filmmaker John Carpenter. His real name is Snake Plissken.

Fanboy 1 - "Hey man, I herd Kurt Russell will be playing in John Carpenters new gig."
Fanboy 2 - "You mean SNAKE PLISSKEN is starring in the new Carpenter scifi-horror!"

by jojojack August 3, 2009

Kurt Russell

The greatest actor in the universe.

Robert De Niro wishes he was Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 16, 2005