Kunked

To get jumped or beaten badly from behind, term most commonly used in the North US.

Don’t walk down Main St. man, some dude got kunked there last week.

by crikeymate September 11, 2020

Kunked

Being fucked in anyway possible

matt really got kunked by that police officer

by neeeker5318 May 11, 2008

Kunged

1. getting way more drunk than intended because of a friend's influence
2. going out for 1 drink but ending up closing the bar
3. an unintentional bad judgement call

I went out to brunch with some friends started drinking, next thing I know its 2 am and I'm getting thrown out a bar. I totally got Kunged.

by notkung August 28, 2011

Kunkelled out

A complete break down in willingness to be productive.

I can't complete the project - I'm all kunkelled out

by emmt18 May 21, 2009

Konked

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Kunker Knuckle

A large woman's camel toe. Can also be used to describe someone who is being a general fuckwit

Hey man stop talking shit your being a gaping kunker knuckle

by DA_TURNIP July 2, 2014

konked out

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.

Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.

by mad at the world March 24, 2003