kuchie
kuchie by bitchbjealous March 5, 2009
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Sushi kuchie
That girl I slept with last night had some sushi kuchie. My dick may smell...but she was cute. So it was worth it.
Sushi kuchie by Cold hands are okay December 22, 2019
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kuchie • Sushi kuchie • kuchi • Kuching • kutchie • Kouchie • Küche • kuchen • kuchenmeister • Kuchi Puchi
Sushi kuchie
Sushi kuchie is a something you don’t want to be around. It’s fishie. It’s this girl ava. She is it.
Sushi kuchie by Cold hands are okay December 25, 2019
kuchisabishii
kuchisabishii by Zaaca November 21, 2019
kuchikoo
expression of immense affection.
if you were ever called a kuchikoo you should applaud yourself.
It also can be used to characterize someone as being very impressive, terrific, almost perfect.
if you were ever called a kuchikoo you should applaud yourself.
It also can be used to characterize someone as being very impressive, terrific, almost perfect.
I love you kuchikoo!
kuchikoo by Toxicangel March 10, 2011
kuchisake-onna
In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?
Person: Yo mamma's so old
*runs away
kuchisake-onna by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019
Kuchi Puchi
An adjective, the term generally used for a cute girl while praising and showing affection, that to in a short sweet and time efficient way. However it can also be used to refer to those crappy talks to impress a random bangable chick. It can also be termed as an act of love out of lust. you ran into a hot chick the other day and made out with her. also had a date and other chessy stuffs and pickup line, so when your retarded friend refes to this incident to your other homes, he finds in inapproprite to explain every excruciating details. To save the trouble he says you see the guy over there, yes he did kuchi puchi to that girl
Oh! man, she looks so cute, I want to kuchi puchi her!!
I am so busy tonight, I have to kuchi puchi this girl.
I am so busy tonight, I have to kuchi puchi this girl.
Kuchi Puchi by arinoo7 March 22, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.