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kuchenmeister 

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a ginormous headache.
After drinking too much last night, I woke up with a wicked kuchenmeister.
kuchenmeister by painsme April 9, 2009
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Kuechenmeister

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German meaning Master of the Cock, this being is a master handler of the cock. Third son is most likely gay but he is fabulous!
That dude sucks a lot of cock, he must be a Kuechenmeister.
Kuechenmeister by CheckpointDan January 12, 2021
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Kuhnemeister 

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Kuhnemaister is the longest ding ding dong Asparagus available on the mesial side of Eastern Europe. Grown on ortho knowledge and mcDonalds. Fertilized with sushi and gin and tonik. Use with care!
Available with air or ground transportation.
Limited to 1-2 per year.
Precious!
Omg, kuhnemeister was amazing this weekend
Kuhnemeister by Morganza12345 December 9, 2021
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pajama casual 

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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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