kryptochronic 

A step above awesome. Used to describe something amazingly cool.

That concert was kryptochronic!

kryptochronic by Kusari December 9, 2008

kryptochroniconolite 

some fucked up name for weed, it's better than the shit you got last week. The shit you got last week ain't nothin.

"remember that shit i gave you last week? it's nothin"

"well what kind of weed is this?"

"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"

kryptochroniconolite by alieonicbubonic November 23, 2007

Cryptochronica 

An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.

'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'

'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'

Cryptochronica by fatsac101 June 29, 2009

Cryptochroniccunalight 

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.

Cryptochroniccunalight by TheFuegoMiester April 21, 2008

kyrptochronicunalight 

extra strong weed; will have you sittin on the stove for three hours staring at the fridgedator; but beware, may cause you to eat all your baby's cereal and clean shit that don't need cleanin; insurgents may come in yo house and steal the cocoa puffs off top of the fridgedator

"Everytime it smell like pinecones daddy be trippin off some kyrptochronicunalight!"

kyrptochronicunalight by katjones September 17, 2007

Cryptochronicpelkalite 

A girlfriend so perfect she is to hard to describe. She drives you crazy and you can't help but love her and want to wife her up.

My girl is on some next level cryptochronicpelkalite.

Cryptochronicpelkalite by Mason_nh July 19, 2017

Kryptochronoloptokis 

THE BOMB ASS SHIT WEED!!

BLUE GOO AND PINEAPPLE KUSH CROSSBREED WAS SOME KRYPTOCHRONOLOPTOKIS!!!!

Kryptochronoloptokis by The420LunchBox April 23, 2011