kryptochronic

A step above awesome. Used to describe something amazingly cool.

That concert was kryptochronic!

by Kusari December 9, 2008

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kryptochroniconolite

some fucked up name for weed, it's better than the shit you got last week. The shit you got last week ain't nothin.

"remember that shit i gave you last week? it's nothin"

"well what kind of weed is this?"

"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"

by alieonicbubonic November 23, 2007

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Cryptochronica

An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.

'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'

'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'

by fatsac101 June 29, 2009

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Cryptochroniccunalight

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.

by TheFuegoMiester April 21, 2008

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extra strong weed; will have you sittin on the stove for three hours staring at the fridgedator; but beware, may cause you to eat all your baby's cereal and clean shit that don't need cleanin; insurgents may come in yo house and steal the cocoa puffs off top of the fridgedator

"Everytime it smell like pinecones daddy be trippin off some kyrptochronicunalight!"

by katjones September 17, 2007

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