Cryptochronica 

An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.

'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'

'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'

Cryptochronica by fatsac101 June 29, 2009

Cryptochroniccunalight 

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.

Cryptochroniccunalight by TheFuegoMiester April 21, 2008

Cryptochronicpelkalite 

A girlfriend so perfect she is to hard to describe. She drives you crazy and you can't help but love her and want to wife her up.

My girl is on some next level cryptochronicpelkalite.

Cryptochronicpelkalite by Mason_nh July 19, 2017

cryptochronoconalyte 

A strong strain of weed "custom" grown by JD

The name originates from a weed joke from Katt Williams

Damn this cryptochronoconalyte it some fucking dank ass bud.

cryptochronoconalyte by JD0x0 October 2, 2009