Krotec

The type of guy to tell you about what he does in exclusively terms that someone who does his job should understand, then expects you to be at his skill. All-out attacker, two wing looper, and smasher. Always read the pipette around a Krotec.

My teacher never explains anything. He's a real Krotec.

Next time I don't read the pipette Krotec will fuck me in the ass.

by pingpongplayer69 March 28, 2017

Krotec

Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…

Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.

by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022

krotec

The cream of the motherfucking cream.

This cheese is delicious. Definitely Krotec.

by Whaaaaaaaat January 6, 2014

Dirty Kotecha

when a beautiful slutty girl shoves there vagina in there mouth and cums and the reciever puts it in her asshole

oh dear i had a dirty kotecha hoy

by rainbow unicorn1343 March 21, 2023

Krotchy

I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".

Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"

by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Krotch Buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

by flying10 February 16, 2007

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003