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kristin jones 

the best girlfriend lane can ever have
she is so hot like kristin jones
kristin jones by 123bobert October 17, 2008

Kristijonas

Well all of the guys are cool but Kristijonas is the best as a friend or as a boyfriend. He is very good looking dude he reminds everyone of Kanapeckas and he looks kinda like Jesus Crist too. And boyz dont forget to be careful because he is the cutest creature alive.
-Hey, did you see Kristijonas ?!?!
-Yeah, Kristijonas is pretty cute indeed. ;^)
-I have heard that Kristijonas is a very kind guy...

-Oh, wooow. And I have heard that Kristijonas doesn't have a gf.
-What?! No way!!! Kristijonas is so gorgeous that it can't be true. I want some of Kristijonas in my life... :*

the kristin hand job 

a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"

"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"

the kristin blow job

The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.
"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"

Kristy and Jorge 

True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone
Wish I could be like Kristy and Jorge!
Kristy and Jorge by anonymous November 6, 2023

kristijo 

Fucks shit up and uses puns in every day verbage
Did you hear about Kristijo
kristijo by Kristijo December 10, 2021