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kristijo 

Fucks shit up and uses puns in every day verbage
Did you hear about Kristijo
kristijo by Kristijo December 10, 2021
Words you can keep
Kristijan is hot like a Banana and cute like a mandarine, you jıst have to love him because he is the best boy with the biggest heart in this World.

There is a dila an she loves him more than anything

But anyway he is a Hs
Hey, you see Kristijan there?

Jes, why?
He is the love of my life
kristijan by Dilaxoa December 31, 2016
Kristijan is one of the beautifulest boys in the world. His personality is gold, he‘s always there for you and helps anyone, but never talks about his own problems. He also has a lot of girls but he‘s waiting for the big love. I want to be like him but no one can‘t be like him. If you know a kristijan, be happy because you aren‘t going to find someone like him again.
„Kristijan can you help me?“

„Sure, go on i‘m listening
Kristijan by YourBabe9000 August 14, 2019

Kristijonas

Well all of the guys are cool but Kristijonas is the best as a friend or as a boyfriend. He is very good looking dude he reminds everyone of Kanapeckas and he looks kinda like Jesus Crist too. And boyz dont forget to be careful because he is the cutest creature alive.
-Hey, did you see Kristijonas ?!?!
-Yeah, Kristijonas is pretty cute indeed. ;^)
-I have heard that Kristijonas is a very kind guy...

-Oh, wooow. And I have heard that Kristijonas doesn't have a gf.
-What?! No way!!! Kristijonas is so gorgeous that it can't be true. I want some of Kristijonas in my life... :*

Kristija 

The act of not sleeping at all for over 30 hours due to excessive procrastination
Dude, I had like 42 essays to write in 2 weeks, but I kept procrastinating so I was forced to pull a Kristija.
Kristija by heykristijalookatthis February 7, 2018

Kristija 

An amazing and sweet and funny and drop-dead-GORGEOUS friend who is always there for you. It's 3AM and you're stressing about an essay you haven't finished yet? Kristija is there for you! Need a hug because you're feeling sad? Kristija is there for you! She's such a blessing to have as a friend and is also slightly concerningly obsessed with K-pop.
I had so much stress for the test today, but luckily Kristija was there for me to help me calm down.
Kristija by heykristijalookatthis February 12, 2018

Kristijan, a.k.a Krist

Beautifulest boy. Bunch of hoes. Hair lookin fresh all.the.time. Has nice rings. KUKU$. Klizi lik po mahali. Nice guy.
Where is Kristijan, a.k.a Krist?

Eno ga jede govna sa Đoletom.

Classic Krist. haha Nice guy
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
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