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Krisjans are highly intelligent men who take control of their surroundings and rule with an iron fist. The problem is noone can ever prove a Krisjan is in charge of it all.

Lives life by a few very simple rules.
1. Never punch hookers.
2. Only date a woman who will let you spit in her mouth.
3. Always point out that cunts cause wrecks.
Watch out, Krisjan's coming.
krisjan by bryan w and kenny c September 28, 2006
Words you can keep

kristanna 

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile
Kristanna is awesome
kristanna by 💖🍍 June 29, 2017
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Kristanna 

Kristanna’s are the most fucken sexy girls to walk this earth. She has a sexy round booty and small waist just like a model, they have the most gorgeous personality and aren’t afraid to say what they think. Kristanna’s are very adventurous and love proving people wrong, they are classy, sexy and smart all in one ( that’s really rare ). All the girls want to be her and want to be friends with her and it’s no secret that she has guys lining up for her all the way to the edge of the world. She is not a desperate and fake skank and loves standing out. If your a Kristanna, fucken bless your beautiful soul and your sexy body. Btw anyone who messes with a Kristanna, you should probably start running.
Person 1: ooft bro you see that chick across the road?
Person 2: yeh bro the sexy af one?
Person 1: yeh brudda she definitely a Kristanna!
Kristanna by The hot cuntas June 1, 2018

Kristjan 

A sexy beast and a savage. Will knock you out on sight if you mess with him.
Dang look at that kid im not finna mess with him. He look like a Kristjan.
Kristjan by KJNNHS October 31, 2017

krishanator 

A very nice man. He is loving a great. He makes videos on youtube and has 69 thousand subscribers.
Man, i just met krishanator, what a nice guy!
krishanator by kriishanator November 1, 2020

Krishanna 

She's gorgeous, smart, funny, and down to earth. If you're not already her friend, get to be her friend! She always makes a positive out of any situation, making her extra fun to be around! She's all of the guys dream girl, but she's very picky about her guy! Watch out, fellas! This one is a keeper!
Krishanna is genuine
Krishanna by yorktown995 February 3, 2010
A kind and caring person who can really change your world. A little crazy but very passionate about what they care about. Really can turn your world upside down.
Person 1: I’ll never understand why Kristan ever doubts herself or anything. She’s so amazing.

Person 2: dude, you’re simping way too hard.
Kristan by Kelly Oubre October 8, 2019
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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