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Krisjans are highly intelligent men who take control of their surroundings and rule with an iron fist. The problem is noone can ever prove a Krisjan is in charge of it all.

Lives life by a few very simple rules.
1. Never punch hookers.
2. Only date a woman who will let you spit in her mouth.
3. Always point out that cunts cause wrecks.
Watch out, Krisjan's coming.
krisjan by bryan w and kenny c September 28, 2006
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kristanna 

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile
Kristanna is awesome
kristanna by 💖🍍 June 29, 2017
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Kristanna 

Kristanna’s are the most fucken sexy girls to walk this earth. She has a sexy round booty and small waist just like a model, they have the most gorgeous personality and aren’t afraid to say what they think. Kristanna’s are very adventurous and love proving people wrong, they are classy, sexy and smart all in one ( that’s really rare ). All the girls want to be her and want to be friends with her and it’s no secret that she has guys lining up for her all the way to the edge of the world. She is not a desperate and fake skank and loves standing out. If your a Kristanna, fucken bless your beautiful soul and your sexy body. Btw anyone who messes with a Kristanna, you should probably start running.
Person 1: ooft bro you see that chick across the road?
Person 2: yeh bro the sexy af one?
Person 1: yeh brudda she definitely a Kristanna!
Kristanna by The hot cuntas June 1, 2018

Kristjan 

A sexy beast and a savage. Will knock you out on sight if you mess with him.
Dang look at that kid im not finna mess with him. He look like a Kristjan.
Kristjan by KJNNHS October 31, 2017

krishanator 

A very nice man. He is loving a great. He makes videos on youtube and has 69 thousand subscribers.
Man, i just met krishanator, what a nice guy!
krishanator by kriishanator November 1, 2020

Krishanna 

She's gorgeous, smart, funny, and down to earth. If you're not already her friend, get to be her friend! She always makes a positive out of any situation, making her extra fun to be around! She's all of the guys dream girl, but she's very picky about her guy! Watch out, fellas! This one is a keeper!
Krishanna is genuine
Krishanna by yorktown995 February 3, 2010
A kind and caring person who can really change your world. A little crazy but very passionate about what they care about. Really can turn your world upside down.
Person 1: I’ll never understand why Kristan ever doubts herself or anything. She’s so amazing.

Person 2: dude, you’re simping way too hard.
Kristan by Kelly Oubre October 8, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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