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Welcome to Suburbia, Missouri, United States, North America, Earth. Kirkwood moms are the snotty PTO parents that you despise, Kirkwood dads are chill as fuck, Kirkwood boys wear polo and all sell weed.... to eachother? and Kirkwood girls date Kirkwood teachers.
Many under the radar chill groups of people exist in the Wood, including hipsters, Italians, and the sex offenders who live next door.
Many under the radar chill groups of people exist in the Wood, including hipsters, Italians, and the sex offenders who live next door.
Kirkwoodian: HEY GUYS! lets spend the next 5 hours taking pictures of ourselves and then go sit in the walgreens parking lot till we've had way too much to drink!
Kirkwood by maybeAweidinger September 28, 2012
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kirkwooding by frothnslew May 12, 2011
kirkwood
A town where it is full of douche bags who listen to dave matthews while getting stoned, then borrow their mom's mini van to get taco bell at 2 am with their bros.
kirkwood bro number 1: dude.. turn on some music.
kirkwood bro number 2: aight dude dave matthews sounds hella chill, bro.
kirkwood bro number 3: aye bros, i got the fucking munchies. let's get in your mom's mini van and head on over to taco bell.
kirkwood bro number 2: aight dude dave matthews sounds hella chill, bro.
kirkwood bro number 3: aye bros, i got the fucking munchies. let's get in your mom's mini van and head on over to taco bell.
kirkwood by dfafdfjfkdj February 22, 2009
Kirkwood High School
High school in the suburban town of Kirkwood, MO. Known for, among other things, the Turkey Day Game, a football rivalry between Kirkwood and Webster Groves high schools (its been going on for 100+ years now).
This school is full of rich white kids who have nothing better to do in suburbia besides smoke weed....which they think makes them cool or badass or whatever. But theyre still pricks. KHS gained the nickname "Kirk-weed" due to all the potheads.
This school is full of rich white kids who have nothing better to do in suburbia besides smoke weed....which they think makes them cool or badass or whatever. But theyre still pricks. KHS gained the nickname "Kirk-weed" due to all the potheads.
Person 1: "Yeah, i went to Kirkwood High School.."
Person 2: "Haha! Lame! Did you sit around and smoke pot while watching the Turkey Day Game!?"
Person 2: "Haha! Lame! Did you sit around and smoke pot while watching the Turkey Day Game!?"
Kirkwood High School by NightHawk5623 May 22, 2010
kirkwood
Medium sized suburban town in St. louis county. Known for its prominent turkey day game vs. Webster groves high school as well as the location of the Imo's pizza where Michael Devlin (notorious molester) worked. One day as an officer was buying pizza and taking it back to the police station he was shot in the head. The murderer than ran 300 feet to kirkwood city hall where 7 people were killed. Across from the city hall is the famous fountain where the middle school minions spend there time looting after school. There is a direct correlation of lower income for most businesses and the time the middle school lets out. Be careful when turning into Mc' donalds seeing as they will throw objects at your car such as the smallest child in the group. Across the street is the famous taco bell, the main food provider for the growing number of bud tokers. Taco bell was formerly a drive thru munchies/drug station but was recently busted by the pigs. So when ordering don't ask for a nugget on the side, just smoke your own chron in the parking lot after you get your food like everyone else does. They are very patient with the baked and drunk so take your time ordering... make sure you ask for your change. Be careful when pooling out seeing as the person next to you has hindered reaction times.
kirkwood
A place where everyone is a prep that smokes weed and thinks they're cool. Or they are the complete oppisite being a loser goth. Either ones pretty gay.
kirkwood by adfjal;jdfkajdfaf May 13, 2005