When you raise your foot into the air to "Hail Hitler", but because it is with your foot, it is Kickler.
The offensive friend sent his German friend a picture of his foot in the air with the caption " Hail Kickler", in a bad attempt at an offensive joke based on the German friends' heritage.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"