krewe 

a krewe is a group that gets together to sponsor a float in a mardi gras parade.

bah duh end uh duh parade me n duh krewe was piss-ass drunk n throwin doz fat bags uh beads; damn, ya'll shoulda been der; we luvd us some whiskey.

krewe by violet February 20, 2004

Kai Krewe

Kai krewe~ a buff man that goes to the gym allot for Amelia. Kai also likes to finger his own bum bum. Kai Crewe is a peculiar beast and likes Amelia but says bhamo likes her which is also true so I guess it’s a fancy three some.

Do you want to hear the Kai krewe rap song today dial 07891755244

Kai krewe loves Amelia

Kai Krewe by XxMubeen’s pee-peexX January 28, 2020

kreets 

Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.

The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.

kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017

Kreepy Kenny 

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.

If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.

Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

kree8yv

1.Being creative in terms of spelling, spelling things wrong intentionally.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.

I'm going to spell it the normal way, not some kree8yv spelling.

kree8yv by BraedenRacer September 30, 2006

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.

Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.

krispy kreme eyes by pioneers89 December 4, 2009