krentis 

A large, heavy set man, often foul smelling, doing malicious activities including laying bricks, laughing on throne, and even throwing rocks in the air. The hit game series, "Krentis Quest" is based off the medieval viking caveman warlord, "Krentbjornn Garnarsonn," most well known for his siege of the Stu Castle in Poland. Krentis, often portrayed as a slightly hairy fat man with a huge belly in his games, is often recreated in AI for groups of people to laugh at. The name, both Latin and Norse, comes from the prefix Krent (Plump) and Is (The Most, Really,) and put together in modern english, "Really Fat," "Extremely Plump," "Extremely Overweight."

Wow, that guy is almost as Plus-Size as Krentis! I wonder if he's one of his descendents.

krentis by fancyliving May 21, 2022

kentish builder 

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.

Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

kentish builder by A Man from Kent March 24, 2017

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich 

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.

Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich by hotsauce1 September 17, 2010

krentin 

A man of outstanding talent and stamina, has a huge penis and the chicks know it.

Friend 1: That guy is such a ladies man.
Friend 2: He is such a krentin

krentin by Elevendran April 4, 2019

Kentisbere away 

When a friend makes an outrageous statement but you want to call him a cunt him in a non-serious way

Friend: FIFA isn't as good as pro evo

You: You are a Kentisbere away you know that?

Kentisbere away by Maninshades May 2, 2014

Kentish 

Best CS:S player in Kent goes by the name of Danny Keane.

"KENTISH COMING IN WITH THE HUGE HEADSHOTS!"
"That kentish guy is a beast"
"fuck me hes ace"
"can i have your config?"

Kentish by Dean Wolski January 14, 2008

Kreptism 

To go into an autistic outburst of singing (or texting) lyrics from a random song for no apparent reason.

P1: HASHIRE SORI YO KAZE NO YOU NI TSUKIMIHARA WO PADORU PADORU!!!!!!!!!!!!

P2: Oh god he's having another Kreptism outburst...

Kreptism by Roofaltoop September 13, 2019