Krem

Instead of ejaculating semen you ejaculate dust

Your grandfather ejaculates krem

by Jedicolin10 December 17, 2017

Krem

A crazy ass motherfucker, who can not calm down, doesnt give a shit what he says, and acts extremely black for the white tone of his skin.

"Yo could you stop dealing crack on a corner, in ridgewood, in broad daylight, you got too stop fucking being like Krem.

by KremDeLaKrim January 23, 2009

Krem

*The hole at the end of a male genitalia or a depressing youtuber

*A depressing Youtuber

I saw that man's krem
The maker of this video is such a krem

by krem boi March 15, 2015

Krem

Abnormally jumpy pet that causes too much trouble on POS Island.

Your Krem looks very healthy today

by starkirby January 21, 2005

Krems

1.) {an der Donau} the fifth largest city of approx. 23,000 inhabitants in the Lower Austria approximately 70 km west of Vienna.

2.) A word that sounds like the name of an awful sexually transmitted infection

1.) Person 1: - "I'm going on holiday to Krems next week"
Person 2: - "I've heard it's nice there this time of year"

2.) Doctor: - "I'm sorry I have to break this news to you, but I'm afraid you've got krems"
Patient: - "Oh no, my life is over!"

by City of Hull Youth Orchestra August 17, 2008

krem-blang

comes from the word "kindling," which means "easily combustible material for starting a fire," according to Merriam-Websters Dictionary. Can also be said as just BLANG, being thrown into any random conversation to mean whatever you choose. When pronouncing krem-blang, make sure to put a lot of extra emphasis on the "blang."

Example 1
person 1: Could you go collect some kindling for the fire?
person 2: krem-blang?
person 1: no, kindling.
person 2: That's what i said, krem-blang.

Example 2
person 1: that song is off the hook mane, BLANG!
person 2: yeah blang, I blang love blang that blang song blang!
person 1: Blang.

by Mike Hunt March 15, 2005

krem

big dum ghey wod lik is thinkz abot nothing all day

hello wake up from you dreams

by gy! September 13, 2003