The hottest sexiest girl who is the love of my life. she is intense and fierce like tyra banks. She has a danielle ass. and has experienced a Krauss Krossface. She also has a small penile dysfunction called a dahlstrom. She uses viagra and tampons. she sticks it up the you know what. well she is like the number one girl to bang. you should remember that. ILOVETHATGIRL. Damn shes a sexy bitch.

"That girl was the hottest chick since heff"
"DUDE! you witnessed a KREEG!"

kreeg by kreegalicious April 18, 2010

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Kreepy Kenny

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.

If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.

Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

kleegloss

A reference to Grian- Hermitcraft 7: Episode 62 when a glass reading is left in his barge.

kl-kleegloss? WHAT IS THIS!? Am I going insane!? Can anybody read this!

kleegloss by freygeothewhy January 12, 2021

kree8yv

1.Being creative in terms of spelling, spelling things wrong intentionally.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.

I'm going to spell it the normal way, not some kree8yv spelling.

kree8yv by BraedenRacer September 30, 2006

kreem mop

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.

Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.

kreem mop by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010

kreepshit

Word used to describe the creepiest of creepers. They lurk on the dark reaches of facebook and friend people they don't know to see pictures of them.

OMG Jeff is such a kreepshit for fb friending that chick he barely knows.

kreepshit by dzdz February 7, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026