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kråke are sad :(
I'm so kråke.
kråke by moist make March 5, 2018
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Kråke is the very definition of awesomeness. They are the god of all Mortal Beings exept Måke. Kråke is the definition of handsome. I am not being forced to say this. I am just sitting at 41.901134, 12.453314 from free will.
Person 1: Did you see that awesome trick?
Person 2: Yes it was soo kråke!
Kråke by helpmeimbeingheldhostage August 10, 2020
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1. A really gay dude that lives in a rich neighborhood and annoys the hell outta people. He likes to run around with Mr. Krendricks. Krake also like it up the bottom.
1. Mr. Krendricks attacked Krake with a vicious body blow.
2. Krake annoyed Jimbo so much that Jimbo hung himself with a metal fence.
Krake by Bowser February 5, 2003
/krāk/ n. The lowest lifeform of person on planet Earth;

A "Krake" has no morals. They are sell-out and will adopt any ideal that helps them advance themselves, and no one else. They are selfish, Nasty, will tell on anyone, and will Cheat lie and Steal, even to their own MOTHER.

They're just nasty all around.
Example: "Hey, did you hear about Mexican Juan? He stole from his son, and lied to his mom about it. Now he has a job, working for the cops.. As an informant. He's such a Krake"
Krake by DALLAS_JOE March 21, 2021

Kristian_Krake 

Can he stream like a pro? Can he game like a God? Can he go more than 5 minutes without slapping his meat around next to his hentai displate? No he can do none of this and more! In 2022 Kristian_Krakes channel was voted scuffed capital of twitch.
UMO:"Hey Kristian_Krake whatever happened to your YouTube channel."

Kris: *sweats intensely*

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Krak Heads

Passionate fans of the NHL team, the Seattle Kraken.
"The Krak Heads Booster Club will be chartering a bus to Vancouver to watch the Kraken play the Canucks this weekend."
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