Kristian_Krake

Can he stream like a pro? Can he game like a God? Can he go more than 5 minutes without slapping his meat around next to his hentai displate? No he can do none of this and more! In 2022 Kristian_Krakes channel was voted scuffed capital of twitch.

UMO:"Hey Kristian_Krake whatever happened to your YouTube channel."

Kris: *sweats intensely*

Kristian_Krake by dat booty dat booty April 19, 2022

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kristiankrake

Shite scuffed streamer, with small penis. Wishes he was whizzski.

Worst gamer in the world, has a big crush on blue after Imvanbun rejected him.
Kris once sent a pick of his tiktak to a girl. She replied "1, 2, 3, 4 . I declare a thumb war"

If my son ever was like KristianKrake, Id abort it

kristiankrake by Whizzski April 16, 2022

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kristiankrake

just some guy i guess. sometimes streams and disappoints people on twitch. thinks italians are real and claims to be one. bad at games and can't solve the semantle for the life of him. whizzski wannabe, steals his viewers. also dumb (thinks whales are white).

do you know twitch's most scuffed streamer? his name is kristiankrake.

kristiankrake by bluevalentine April 19, 2022

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KristianKrake

Pizza, pasta streamer (italian)
Shit at any video game.
Has no bitches.
Has a tiny cock
Can't stream for the life of him.

Needs to play dark souls 3

Oh look, is the KristianKrake ? That guy is a dumbass.

KristianKrake by TheSecretSpy27 April 19, 2022

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kristiankrake

Described as the streamer with no thumbs, chat once thought his mouse wasn't plugged in whilst playing. His semantle average is 4491 guesses, and some say he is even living in whizzski's streaming shadow.

people with no electricity are thought to be better at video games than our kris

have you seen that absolute Kristiankrake, he couldn't hit a barn door if he tried

kristiankrake by twitchchat124 April 21, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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