Can he stream like a pro? Can he game like a God? Can he go more than 5 minutes without slapping his meat around next to his hentai displate? No he can do none of this and more! In 2022 Kristian_Krakes channel was voted scuffed capital of twitch.
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Worst gamer in the world, has a big crush on blue after Imvanbun rejected him.
Kris once sent a pick of his tiktak to a girl. She replied "1, 2, 3, 4 . I declare a thumb war"
Worst gamer in the world, has a big crush on blue after Imvanbun rejected him.
Kris once sent a pick of his tiktak to a girl. She replied "1, 2, 3, 4 . I declare a thumb war"
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just some guy i guess. sometimes streams and disappoints people on twitch. thinks italians are real and claims to be one. bad at games and can't solve the semantle for the life of him. whizzski wannabe, steals his viewers. also dumb (thinks whales are white).
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Shit at any video game.
Has no bitches.
Has a tiny cock
Can't stream for the life of him.
Needs to play dark souls 3
Shit at any video game.
Has no bitches.
Has a tiny cock
Can't stream for the life of him.
Needs to play dark souls 3
by TheSecretSpy27 April 19, 2022
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people with no electricity are thought to be better at video games than our kris
people with no electricity are thought to be better at video games than our kris
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