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Sexiest guy in the world.
Gradually earns a lot of girls.
Arabian backround and defined physical figures
Knows how to seduce Girls
Has an amazing character
Is smart and can earn a lot of money
Girl 1: I met a guy on snap by the name of keyaan
Girl 2: He added me too
Girl 1: Damn hes hot though
Girl 2: He looks quite smart aswell
Girl 3: Damn he sounds like an amazing guy
Keyaan by BananaBoy786 May 6, 2018
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cute, nice, perfect person ever! She can party real hard and she is sooo pretty too!
OMG your so pretty! Your like a Kaeyaa!
kaeyaa by ROhn shuh March 15, 2021
hot all the ladies love him has a huge dick he's short but smart and funny.
omg i just saw a keyaan, I'm moist.
keyaan by stephanie2004 July 11, 2017
Boy1: I want to fuck Keyaan
Boy 2: yes
keyaan by Obamahamburger69 November 25, 2021
Keyaa is a pretty chill period . she’s loves people too hard and sometimes gets her feelings hurt because she has trust issues , she is a great person to keep around whoever takes advantage of her is dumb period
Is that Keyaa she is the coldest bro
Keyaa by ADVANTAGE April 18, 2019
Hot ting huge dick and gets every hoe
“ you heard about that boy keyaan scoring all em hoe’s ? Yea the one with the big dick? Yea who else
Keyaan by #freeusfromcovid April 18, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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