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kenma kozume 

kenma is that boy that every girl including me wishes they could be with idc if hes 2d he is the definition of the perfect boy anyways thats all i have to say bye :0
"hey bro whats the perfect boy to exist?" "oh, you mean kenma kozume"
kenma kozume by kenmasapplepie September 23, 2020

kenma kozume 

A second year student in the highschool of Nekoma, also setter of their volleyball team. He is 1.69, and his hair is blonde with black roots appearing on top of his head. He likes video games, apple pie and Kuroo Tetsoru. He doesnt like interacting with people and being the center of the attention. He needs to be protected at all costs.
Tanaka -Yo what's the name of that pudding-head guy from Nekoma again?

Hinata -*sighs* Kenma Kozume.
kenma kozume by Soft and neat August 18, 2017

Kenma Kozume 

A sweet little baby.

He likes gaming, if you don't know that, why.

He plays VoLlEyBaLl, tehe

He is 169.2 cm. Translate it yourself
"Kenma Kozume is my favorite character"

"Kenma's ugly-"

"Fuck you bitch"
Kenma Kozume by mooch : ) October 13, 2020

Kenma Kozume 

kenma kozume is hot
Kenma Kozume by Haikyu Wife October 5, 2020
kozumey a prefect human/tiktoker , they are the definition of perfect and they deserve a whole world
kozumey is perfect and cool
kozumey by Lemonmmilk March 6, 2021

Kenma Kozume 

someone who is very cute adorable stunning amazing at everything he does i love him kenma pls marry me i need you please please
me: “kenma kozume the greatest person in the world idc if hes 2D i want him and him only”
Kenma Kozume by kenmas wife November 29, 2020
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