kounew

the most caring, smartest, cutest person you’ll ever meet. Kounew always looks on the bright side and never gives up on the people he loves. he will be there for you 24/7! even when things get tough you can always count on kounew<3

isn’t kounew amazing?

kounew by kounew November 22, 2021

kounene

kounene is very underrated but cute ship. not everyone will like kounene, and that's okay as long as you respect people who do. kounene is cute both platonically and romantically.

kounene are always there to support and cheer up one another.

Person A: omg kounene is so cute, they deserve the world!
Person B: ikr! but i only ship the platonically, but these two are such cuties!
Person A: i think they would make a good couple, but your opinion is absolutely valid!

kounene by anikla October 26, 2020

kounem kez

The Armenian way to say "Fuck you!"

Toun barab glir yes. Kounem kez! (Translation: You're an empty cock. Fuck you!)

kounem kez by pentozali June 26, 2006

mayrt kounem

i'll fuck ur mom (in Armenian)

i'll fuck ur mom - yes bidi mayrt kounem .

mayrt kounem by ak August 27, 2003

kounene

kounene is very underrated but cute ship. not everyone will like kounene, and that's okay as long as you respect people who do. kounene is cute both platonically and romantically.

kounene are always there to support and cheer up one another.

Person A: omg kounene is so cute, they deserve the world!
Person B: ikr! but i only ship the platonically, but these two are such cuties!
Person A: i think they would make a good couple, but your opinion is absolutely valid!

kounene by anikla October 26, 2020

kounelithrope

The mythical creature otherwise knows as the were-rabbit, as depicted in Wallace and Gromit's "Curse of the Were-Rabbit". Derived from the greek Kounelithropos, or "rabbit man".

I've been bitten by a kounelithrope! At the next full moon please tie me down in a room full of carrots and bolt the door behind me!

kounelithrope by FreeMrTony August 5, 2017

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026