kornog

a horny lesbian/dyke

My neighbors are such kornogs.

by Noneed4aname July 18, 2004

Kornge

Kornge is the dried out substance (crusty-ness)of a condiment that collects when you open the lid.

As an added bonus, Kornge may be the only English work that ryhmes with orange.

by Poefamily January 10, 2019

Kornography

The word comes from the 1997 music album by the band Korn. It's a play on the word pornography, and means nothing.
Also, the word is used in the Family Guy series, S17E18, when Peter is caught watching Kornography.com, which was Corn Pornography, showing a hot piece of corn, that was given a facial of butter. It was most likely gay corn pornography.

Have you checked out Kornography.com? Fox owns it. That's pretty messed up.

by GrammarFreedomFighter September 23, 2019

Korngable

The act of over explaining a simple task to the point of utter confusion.

They could have told me to turn right off of Woodend, but they Korngabled the directions so bad I ended up in Iowa.

by Just 1 T January 25, 2017

KornObu

The ferocity of an army in one man, its might in one fist. Feel no pain , bleed no blood; except of your enemy . That is the KornObu way.

"Few can survive the onslaught of fury that is Kornobu."

"Many tremble at the sound of marching KornObu Masters and their desciples"

"No horde, no zerg, regardless of numbers is greater in strength, desire nor will than that of a single KornObu Master"

by KornObu Master Oburi December 18, 2011

korngear

A sexual fetish that involves all sorts of stuff made from korn. Usually psychos that make crop circles have a korn fetish and will have dedicated korngear. In some parts of the world like Bangladesh to 'korngear' means to get an enema that are refered to as 'enamur'.

Person #1 : "I was having trouble with my Nokia phone and this guy called korngear gave me some help with it".
Person #2 : "Erm, did you say korngear, where is this guy from?"
Person #1 : "Yeah, korngear - from Dhaka near Bangladesh"
Person #2 : "Dude, your so brokeback..."

by Paul Roux October 26, 2007

kornosis

Rare mental condition where the brain cannot and will not follow a written schedule of events. Dates and times are often pulled from one's ass and thrown upon the masses causing chaos and shame for his/her co-workers.

Brian: Today will end your course of instruction.

Student: But my completion certificate says I should finish 3 days from now.

Brian: Fool I have Kornosis just go now and let someone else figure it out.

by CNATT March 18, 2008