kornog
My neighbors are such kornogs.
kornog by Noneed4aname July 18, 2004
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Kornography
The word comes from the 1997 music album by the band Korn. It's a play on the word pornography, and means nothing.
Also, the word is used in the Family Guy series, S17E18, when Peter is caught watching Kornography.com, which was Corn Pornography, showing a hot piece of corn, that was given a facial of butter. It was most likely gay corn pornography.
Also, the word is used in the Family Guy series, S17E18, when Peter is caught watching Kornography.com, which was Corn Pornography, showing a hot piece of corn, that was given a facial of butter. It was most likely gay corn pornography.
Kornography by GrammarFreedomFighter September 23, 2019
KornObu
The ferocity of an army in one man, its might in one fist. Feel no pain , bleed no blood; except of your enemy . That is the KornObu way.
"Few can survive the onslaught of fury that is Kornobu."
"Many tremble at the sound of marching KornObu Masters and their desciples"
"No horde, no zerg, regardless of numbers is greater in strength, desire nor will than that of a single KornObu Master"
"Many tremble at the sound of marching KornObu Masters and their desciples"
"No horde, no zerg, regardless of numbers is greater in strength, desire nor will than that of a single KornObu Master"
KornObu by KornObu Master Oburi December 18, 2011
korngear
A sexual fetish that involves all sorts of stuff made from korn. Usually psychos that make crop circles have a korn fetish and will have dedicated korngear. In some parts of the world like Bangladesh to 'korngear' means to get an enema that are refered to as 'enamur'.
Person #1 : "I was having trouble with my Nokia phone and this guy called korngear gave me some help with it".
Person #2 : "Erm, did you say korngear, where is this guy from?"
Person #1 : "Yeah, korngear - from Dhaka near Bangladesh"
Person #2 : "Dude, your so brokeback..."
Person #2 : "Erm, did you say korngear, where is this guy from?"
Person #1 : "Yeah, korngear - from Dhaka near Bangladesh"
Person #2 : "Dude, your so brokeback..."
kornosis
Rare mental condition where the brain cannot and will not follow a written schedule of events. Dates and times are often pulled from one's ass and thrown upon the masses causing chaos and shame for his/her co-workers.
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