Definitions by CNATT

kornosis

Rare mental condition where the brain cannot and will not follow a written schedule of events. Dates and times are often pulled from one's ass and thrown upon the masses causing chaos and shame for his/her co-workers.

Brian: Today will end your course of instruction.

Student: But my completion certificate says I should finish 3 days from now.

Brian: Fool I have Kornosis just go now and let someone else figure it out.

kornosis by CNATT March 18, 2008

deutchland 

Imaginary place where hot girls talk funny and have a love sausage and beer.

Girl: I am Dutch
Carl: So..Are you from Deutchland?
Girl: No I am from Germany you retard!

deutchland by CNATT March 17, 2008