kooze

any bitch/whore/ho is also referred to as a kooze

your girl is a dum kooze

by Shake Dog April 17, 2005

kooze

Vaginal lubricant or cum.

Suzies pussy was wet with her kooze.

by Darin April 15, 2005

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

by MW9 August 23, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

Koomer

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

kootenay time

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.

Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!

by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010

kozee drunk

A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.

Bro, your pissing in the shower?! You must be kozee drunk!

by Klub Kozee September 8, 2012