koozebag 

A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.

Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!

Guy #2: Why what's up with that?

Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.

koozebag by three-m April 2, 2011

koozebane 

Refers to punkers, New Wavers, or anyone else "not normal".
Origins: a sketch on the Muppet Show, Koozbane was an alien planet often visited by Kermit.

"Oh, man, check out the mohawk on that koozebane over there!"

koozebane by The Koozebane Kid February 1, 2018