Definitions by Darin

Linda Ronstadt

Golf term. Driving your ball past you opponents.
Hitting ones tee shot farther than the others.

Joe: That was a Linda Ronstadt.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Joe: Because I just Blue Bayou!

Linda Ronstadt by darin April 25, 2006

T-Town 

Tacoma, Washington. U.S.A

Betty: "Where are you from?"
Joe: "T-Town"
Betty: "Oh, I'm sorry."

T-Town by Darin October 3, 2005

pearl jam 

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

pearl jam by Darin October 2, 2005

puppy nuts

Slang for a boyish looking man.
"He's as cute as a pair of puppy's nuts"

Joe: "Hey where's puppy nuts?"
Betty: "Showing his I.D. to the bartender."

puppy nuts by Darin September 21, 2005

guy goo 

semen.
guy = male
goo = ejaculate

Betty: "I want to guzzle your guy goo!"
Joe: "Okay!"

guy goo by Darin September 21, 2005

re-up 

Get high on drugs again.

It's been a 2 hours since my last joint. I think I'll re-up.

re-up by Darin April 15, 2005

talking stick 

A bong or other marijuana smoking device. Comes from the tendancy of stoned people to hold the bong and talk. Espescialy while others wait to use it.

Shut up, take your hit, and pass the talking stick!

talking stick by Darin April 15, 2005