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Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.
1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.
Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021
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Kooper is a modern name for a male. He is all around great, and very friendly. A true ladies man. He is very athletic. If you're friend is a Kooper you have no idea how lucky you are! But you better not make him mad.
I'm so lucky to have a friend like Kooper.
Kooper by lionsfootball5 July 31, 2009
Koopers are very handsome and loving they will always know how to brighten your day they will make you smile maybe even laugh for sure they are a ladies man they may not have many friends but they keep their friends close no matter what and will always keep them close even if they do dumb shit if you’re friends with a kooper today is your lucky day to send this to them
Hey Kooper you seem like a nice guy we should become friends!
Kooper by Suc my pussy November 30, 2019
Kooper- An awesome friend. He will always have your back, even if you just suck. He can be annoying sometimes and is really goofy and has a dirty mind. He will always cheer you up. It will be one of the best decisions to be friends with him, it will be your worst to get on his bad side.
Me: Kooper, what the most magical number?
Kooper: 69 of course!
Kooper by ClaireBear🐻 December 31, 2021

Kooper Pooper 

Leaving a girls house butt naked through the window mid root because her mom came home.
I was at Megan’s house the other day and I had to pull a total Kooper Pooper.
Best fucking name ever. No cap. If this your first name then ur the fuggin best like meee. 🤴
Kooper is so flipin hot 🥵.
Kooper by W00pA k0oPa December 11, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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