koomper

The food at the buffet that’s been sitting out to long and is really dry and nasty.

My ex broke up with me, what a koomper. Smh.

by Bunejugg January 28, 2018

Koomer

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

Kooper

Kooper is a modern name for a male. He is all around great, and very friendly. A true ladies man. He is very athletic. If you're friend is a Kooper you have no idea how lucky you are! But you better not make him mad.

I'm so lucky to have a friend like Kooper.

by lionsfootball5 July 31, 2009

Kooper

Koopers are very handsome and loving they will always know how to brighten your day they will make you smile maybe even laugh for sure they are a ladies man they may not have many friends but they keep their friends close no matter what and will always keep them close even if they do dumb shit if you’re friends with a kooper today is your lucky day to send this to them

Hey Kooper you seem like a nice guy we should become friends!

by Suc my pussy November 30, 2019

Kooper

Kooper- An awesome friend. He will always have your back, even if you just suck. He can be annoying sometimes and is really goofy and has a dirty mind. He will always cheer you up. It will be one of the best decisions to be friends with him, it will be your worst to get on his bad side.

Me: Kooper, what the most magical number?
Kooper: 69 of course!

by ClaireBear🐻 December 31, 2021

Kooper Pooper

Leaving a girls house butt naked through the window mid root because her mom came home.

I was at Megan’s house the other day and I had to pull a total Kooper Pooper.

by I poop in lakes March 1, 2022

Kooper

Best fucking name ever. No cap. If this your first name then ur the fuggin best like meee. 🤴

Kooper is so flipin hot 🥵.

by W00pA k0oPa December 11, 2020