kooming

Cooming to kpop

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im KOOMING

by koomies February 4, 2020

Kooringal

Suburb of Wagga Wagga, Australia.

A great divide with government housing on one end, near Kooringal High School, and progressively richer houses as the altitude increases.

If you watch closely you can just make out the dark shadows of local coons making the daily trek for unlocked cars and vacant houses.

"Hey where you from?"

"Kooringal"

"Nice, stay safe mate, not as bad as Ashmont"

by Lopin87 October 16, 2009

Komingtically

A situation with has a high possibility of putting you in a heart attack

"Oh no! I failed my Math test. I think I am logically, mathematically,spiritually and komingtically dead"

by midgut October 13, 2019

Korming

The act of looking at someone's knees constantly in an FPS game

This man is korming right now LMAO he's so bad.

by MFUSUCKLMFAO January 6, 2021

kooking ip

Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.

"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"

"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."

by serial kook ipper November 23, 2010

Knoming

To go Knoming is to fuck shit up. To break stuff, to burn people's property and to piss in the gas tank of a shitty 1983 Nissan mini van.

let's go knoming later and fuck some shit up

by Josh is a Tool March 4, 2009

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

by Bob321 March 19, 2007