Kookie is pet-name, or nickname for Jungkook, or Jeon Jeongguk, a member of a KPop band called BTS (Bangtan Boys). Jungkook is the maknae, or youngest of BTS, and adored by many.
@kookie.d_ (on Instagram) a.k.a Mayu, is a popular BTS ARMY meme account, she is Indian,she has a fanfic account @right.fics also on Instagram, @kooksclown on Twitter,she also has a private Instagram, her followers found, so did I, it's @mayuu.15 , Mayu if you see this, I am detective Conan!
STAN MAYU
Friend: Did you see @kookie.d_ 's new Instagrampost?
Me: Yes, I did, my fav is the 5th slide, it's so funny
serena aka a roach who is a big fan of skinny legends bts. she always gets stepped on (because she is a roach) but somehow never dies or gets crunched.
stan kookietaex for clear skin and good grades
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.