Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014

Kinky dong

When you mix up donkey Kong and King Kong and somehow get kinky dong.

Hey remember that character kinky dong?

by Chinken nunget March 20, 2020

Konkey dong

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

konkey dong

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020