Kofmel

Very sexy man with an epic voice and lots of simps

he's a true kofmel

by JeffJeffinski June 26, 2021

kofmel

Kofmel is a type of low skill average player, known to be very bad at the game Hypixel Skyblock, he has many simps and e-dates.

Wow, kofmel is so bad! He's died 3 times already!

by ToasterBoat April 19, 2022

Kommel-Hemorrhage

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.

Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage

by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010

Kotmell

Mladý čávo. Kotmell is usually a mafia boss from czech republic, studying on GPJP.
He like cigs, does drugs like parno a ket, and he fluse na zem. His favourite sentence is "Pojedeš do Patrika zmrde?"

Also he lowkey looks like broccoli.

Kamo jsem na ketu a je tu Kotmell a dali jsme parno a cig a nabili jsme a jsme na sracky, posilam na snap, story, fb pico kurva zmrd jebu.

by ChuraqPatocka June 18, 2020

Kofmehl

Basically a redhead angel. Loves his POE classes, especially period 6. He loves it when people talk over him.

It’s period 6 now, and Kofmehl is happier than ever!

by urbanperson12 December 9, 2019

kofmelsimp

people who simp for kofmel

kofmel: gimme some nitro the kofmelsimps would give him it

by subato September 29, 2021

komel

The most beautiful, loving, caring, affectionate and kind people ever. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH KOMAL. The “e” is a crucial party of our identity.

“Oh look, there goes Komel”

by TUME November 22, 2021